Fozzy On The Fence Tee
If you know, you know. And if you're a Hearts fan of a certain vintage, you definitely know.
Wayne 'Fozzy' Foster became one of the most entertaining characters in Gorgie folklore, and that moment, perched on the Easter Road fence, celebrating a goal in a way that only a true football man would, has become the stuff of legend. Equal parts absurd and magnificent. Entirely Hearts.
The Fozzy On The Fence Embroidered Tee captures that pure, unfiltered joy of football — the moments that live forever in the memory of anyone who was there. This is a tee for the true Jambos, the ones who get it without explanation.
Made from premium organic cotton with a beautiful embroidered design. Wear it proudly. Let someone ask you about it. Then enjoy telling the story.
T-Shirts
Our T-shirts are an oversized fit. Please use the below as guides when purchasing. If you feel you are between two sizes (based on the measurements below), we would recommend sizing down. For sizing images, please click here.
Centimetres
Inches
To fit chest size:
Sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
Once your order has been despatched, you'll receive a shipping email notification with your tracking information. To ensure you receive your order as soon as possible, some items may be shipped separately.
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T-Shirts
Our T-shirts are an oversized fit. Please use the below as guides when purchasing. If you feel you are between two sizes (based on the measurements below), we would recommend sizing down. For sizing images, please click here.
Centimetres
Inches
To fit chest size:
Sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
Quality
Heavyweight, soft and built to last. We chose 220GSM combed cotton for a reason: it holds its shape, wears in properly and doesn't give up after a few washes. This is a tee for the long haul, not just one season.
Proudly Independent
Universal Language is a small, independent business built by fans, not a faceless corporation. Every single order supports two people trying to do football culture properly with no shareholders or shortcuts, just a genuine love of the game.
In-House Design
No templates, no shortcuts, no AI. Every design starts on paper and is developed in-house by our co-founder and designer Pete, who understands the culture he's creating for. Real ideas, made by real fans.
Quality
Heavyweight, soft and built to last. We chose 220GSM combed cotton for a reason: it holds its shape, wears in properly and doesn't give up after a few washes. This is a tee for the long haul, not just one season.
Proudly Independent
Universal Language is a small, independent business built by fans, not a faceless corporation. Every single order supports two people trying to do football culture properly with no shareholders or shortcuts, just a genuine love of the game.
In-House Design
No templates, no shortcuts, no AI. Every design starts on paper and is developed in-house by our co-founder and designer Pete, who understands the culture he's creating for. Real ideas, made by real fans.
UK Production
Every design is brought to life using premium DTG printing and embroidery, all done right here in the UK. Sharp detail, vibrant colour and stitching that stays put, wash after wash.
